
Official shirt
Underwear Logo Shirt
$25
The official shirt. Surprisingly wearable for a logo built around an underwear joke.
- Sizes listed
- XS–XXL
- Colors listed
- Brown and Dust
Skid Mark merchandise
Right now, the shop has one official shirt and a 2.5-inch sticker.
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Prices, sizes, colors, and stock are confirmed in the existing online store before checkout.

Official shirt
$25
The official shirt. Surprisingly wearable for a logo built around an underwear joke.

Logo sticker
$1.50
The least expensive way to put a skid mark on a laptop, toolbox, or suspiciously clean car.